Friday 15 July 2011

Newton’s 10 Laws

In a comic morning the hazy spirit of Sir Issac Newton revealed to me the remaining 7 laws;

Gentlemen of Physics, accelerate your pen on paper now.


Newton's 4th Law of motion [quite literally!]:

Every eating action eventually has only one reaction.

Newton's 5th Law:

The loss of width in any corner of the room is directly proportional to the increase in your body width.

Newton's 6th Law:

Every woman in a state of shopping tends to remain in that state unless an external door is applied on her.

Newton's 7th Law:

Every man in a state of uniform peace tends to remain in that state until an external force of marriage is applied on him.

Newton's 8th Law:

The relationship between your remote control m, your acceleration a, and the applied body movement F is F = PATHETIC!

Newton's 9th Law:

The relationship between your mobile phone chats m, your busy bee look b, and the real fact of life R is R = LIESTYLE!

Newton's 10th Law:

The sense of direction you empower on the person in front of you in a queue is exactly proportional to the sense of surrender you show to your flight's hijacker.

By the way...

My 1st Law:

Let Newton's spirit forgive me [and the readers too!]

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